Wednesday, March 9, 2016

I'm a Terrible Millennial

Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong generation. Okay, all the time. I don't like craft beer at all, I like "traditional" beer. I don't like cross-fit at all, I like lifting weights. I don't have Netflix (So I guess I can't chill). My politics are more grounded in FDR economics than social justice. I think Major League Baseball is still the national pastime. I think rap is supposed to be more gangsta' than it is today. I like my diet to have gluten. I'm not a Beyonce fan. I'm not anti-organized religion. I'm not a Steph Curry fan. I like the suburbs (though i'm not sure I prefer them). I'm anti-bike lanes, and bikes in traffic in general. I hate granola.

I'm an awful, terrible, no-good millennial.

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